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| A guy goes to his pharmacy and asks for a pack of Viagra. "Do you have a prescription?" the pharmacist asks. "No, but here's a picture of my wife," he replied. |    |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Illness and mortality > Medicine - Tagged pharmacy , viagra , prescription , wife - Current Score: 261 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| "It's too hot to wear clothes today," my husband said to me, stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbours will think if I mow the grass like this?" he asked. "Probably that I married you for your money," I replied. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged hot , naked , neighbours , little dick , marriage - Current Score: 175 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago
| I recently came out of the closet, about being a lesbian, in front of my parents. I was a bit nervous as to how they would react but they took it surprisingly well, especially my dad. He asked me what my girlfriend looked like then ran quickly upstairs to the bathroom. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , come out of the closet - Current Score: 148 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago
| "Doctor I think my son has syphilis," a patient told his doctor. "But you see the only person he has had sex with is our neighbour's daughter". "Don't worry," the doctor assured the patient. "He's just a kid and sometimes mistakes happen. Bring him in and I'll take care of him". "But doc, I had sex with the neighbours' daughter as well and I'm starting to get similar symptoms". "Then you both come in and I'll see what I can do". "I think my wife might have it too" the guy said. "Son of a bitch!," the doctor shouted. "That means we all have it!" | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Illness and mortality > Syphilis - Tagged doctor , syphilis , sex , wife - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| Golf rules for beginners: 1) Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2) Form a loose grip. 3) Keep your head down. 4) Avoid a quick back swing. 5) Stay out of the water. 6) Try not to hit anyone. 7) If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. 8) Don't stand directly in front of others. 9) Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go. 10) Don't take extra strokes. That's great, now flush the toilet, go outside and get ready to tee off. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Jokes with no home > Golf - Tagged golf rules , toilet , piss - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was telling one of my friends the other day that I knew a few old friends in Wales who were well hung, like niggers. "What, you mean they've got big dicks ?" she asked. "No, I mean they swing from ropes quite well," I replied. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged bridgend , suicide , niggers , dick , rope , lynching - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| A guy goes to his dentist's and asks him, "What's the best thing for yellow teeth?" "How about a brown tie?" he replies. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Jokes with no home > Dentist - Tagged dentist , yellow teeth , tie - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| What's the difference between medium and rare ? Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged medium , dick , penis , rare - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Michael Jackson's agent has announced a new deal to help overcome the singer's financial troubles. Guinness will star Michael in their next ad campaign, continuing with the theme of "black with a white head". | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , guinness - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Mick and Paddy were in court standing before the judge. "Why can't this case be settled out of court ?" the judge asked. Mick looked toward the judge and said, "That's what we were trying to do, your honour, before the police interfered". | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , court , judge , police - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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