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Is it just me, or are the MOBO awards Racist ?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spangletoss, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged music of white origin , i dont think theyd allow that  - Current Score: 262 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago

Is it just me or does Wheelchair Rugby just look like Robot Wars ?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged wheelchair , rugby , robot wars  - Current Score: 165 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago

I was coming home from work today and I saw a Nun riding on a Clowns back.

Now that's just virgin' on the ridiculous.
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Joke by spangletoss, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged clown , nun  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago

I entered a Marathon last weekend..

Got fed up of getting all the Peanuts stuck behind my Foreskin though..
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Joke by spangletoss, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged cock  - Current Score: 60 - Added: 8 months, 12 days ago

The American national anthem has a line.. "Home of the Brave"

Well I suppose it used to be until they murdered all the fucking Indians!
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Joke by spangletoss, in Religion and racism > American Indian - Tagged america , indians  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago

The Insect World is going to have it's revenge on Heather Mills McCartney.

She shafted a Beatle.

But the Woodworms will have the last laugh.
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Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged wooden leg  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 8 months, 11 days ago

Just been watching the Paralympics Basketball match.

What a load of rubbish......there wasn't a single Slam Dunk just a shit load of Dribbling.
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Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged vegetable  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago

It was great to see Scotland beat Iceland at football last night.

But let's see how they get on next week against Farmfoods.
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Joke by spangletoss, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged jocks  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago

What has Karen Matthews got in common with Holland ?

She'll soon be surrounded by dykes too.
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Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen matthews , prison , dykes  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago

The Williams Sisters have yet again reached the final of Wimbledon.

Given that the weather forecast for the final on Saturday is to be torrential rain, so as not to disappoint the viewers and provide programme continuity,the film Gorillas in the mist will be shown during any rain delays.
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Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Venus Williams - Tagged tennis , gorilla , sisters , venus , serena , williams  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago

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