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What's 2.5 inches long and can satisfy any woman everytime?

A credit card.
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Joke by spanner, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged woman , sex  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 11 months ago

What are the worst things about being an egg?
You only get laid once,
you only get eaten once,
you only get hard once,
you come in a box with five other guys
and only your mother sits on your face.
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Joke by spanner, in Sex and shit > Mummy Mummy - Tagged egg , pun  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year ago

Whats the definition of gross?

Dreaming you're eating cottage cheese and waking up with your grandmother sitting on your face.
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Joke by spanner, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged grandmother , sick  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year ago

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