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| One of the criticisms levelled at Obama in the run up to him being elected was that he is not a real American. When you look at him, you can see what they mean... after all, he's slim. |    |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , obesity , america - Current Score: 272 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Some of the grammar on the internet is so bad and trust me it is important. Contemplate how one sentence can change rapidly even by changing a capital letter to a lower case... Ben would always have to help his Uncle Jack off his horse... Ben would always have to help his uncle jack off his horse... | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Jokes with no home > Grammar - Tagged grammar , jack , horse , uncle - Current Score: 162 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| China are building dozens of coal power stations and loads of fat Americans are rolling around in gas guzzling 4x4 vehicles. And they tell me I can save the planet by switching the TV off at the plug overnight! Why? Because it is the tiny standby light that is causing the hole in the Ozone?! Get a fucking grip! | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Jokes with no home > Environment - Tagged climate change , standby , china , usa , 4x4 , lee evans - Current Score: 124 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I went on a trip to Egypt and I looked at those Pyramids... they were awe-inspiring... it made me think "You know what, say what you like but slavery gets shit done!" | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Religion and racism > Slavary - Tagged slavery , pyramids , we should have got niggers to build wembley - Current Score: 89 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| Necrophilia... for rapists who can't win a fight | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged necrophilia , rapist , fight , weak - Current Score: 48 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| Yesterday I had the best kind of threesome, a mother/daughter combo. I tell you what, my Mum is a right screamer and my little daughter knows a few dirty tricks too! | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged mother , daughter , threesome , incest - Current Score: 44 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| The Americans put Bush and Dick in the White House. Surely someone must have seen that a big fuck up was coming!! | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george w bush , dick cheney , white house , usa - Current Score: 44 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| Simon Weston's children are getting baptised. It is this Sunday at 7pm at the Weston's local chip shop. | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged simon weston , chip shop , baptism , burns , chip fat - Current Score: 39 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| AIDS - Killing gays and blacks, so you don't have to! | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged aids , gay , black - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| On the 10th of September, scientists in Switzerland put into motion an experiment to examine a big bang... is it just me or are they a day early? | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , big bang experiment , oh people died , yeah but so did 8 arabs and thats the silver lining - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
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