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| Contribution Points: | 26 | Total Joke Score: | 6,131 |
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Total Time Active: | 20 hours, 18 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 303 | Live Jokes: | 95 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 208 | Duplicate Jokes: | 54 |
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| What is it about ninjas that Muslim men find so sexy? |
 
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Statistically, 99.9% of Sickipedia users don't give a fuck what Francesca Anobile's family think. A 6 year old died by falling through some ice at the same time. He wasn't being a retard, hurtling down a hill on a car roof towards a barb wire fence. You are just using the grief of your situation to get attention. Stop being a load of headline-grabbing self-righteous pricks! Yours sincerely, Jade Goody |
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Joke by sparkyjcs in Celebrities - Francesca Anobile - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 551.2
| One of the criticisms levelled at Obama in the run up to him being elected was that he is not a real American. When you look at him, you can see what they mean... after all, he's slim. |
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Joke by sparkyjcs in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 486.4
| I read this article about how the internet is allowing people to get free music and movies illegally and such piracy is killing the respective industries. Bullshit! We've all downloaded loads of pirated free porn and the porn industry is booming! |
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Joke by sparkyjcs in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 401.4
| Rihanna's IQ is 117. Can you beat that? Chris Brown can! |
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Joke by sparkyjcs in Celebrities - Chris Brown - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 252.6
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Why do Scousers dress their kids in their favourite football strip? Because then, if the kid gets shot, the parents can get to meet the team. |
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Save money on your water bill. Cut your time in the shower by having a wank beforehand. |
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Joke by sparkyjcs in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 237.8
| China are building dozens of coal power stations and loads of fat Americans are rolling around in gas guzzling 4x4 vehicles. And they tell me I can save the planet by switching the TV off at the plug overnight! Why? Because it is the tiny standby light that is causing the hole in the Ozone?! Get a fucking grip! |
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Joke by sparkyjcs in In The News - Climate Change - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 157.4
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I went on a trip to Egypt and I looked at those Pyramids... they were awe-inspiring. It made me think, "You know what? Say what you like but slavery gets shit done!" |
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| When life gives you melons... you know you're dyslexic. |
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Joke by sparkyjcs in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 147.4
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