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Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 1 hours, 30 minutes
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What does the average Pakistani weigh?

Sweets.
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Joke by spazzy in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1077.2

News Flash:

Sixty-Three Pakistanis have been reported killed or seriously injured in Bradford this morning after a bunk bed collapsed:
Police believe it was not a terrorist attack, but the work of Al-Ikea
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Joke by spazzy in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 228.4

A new priest has just started working at the local catholic church when the head priest, Father David, announces that he is going on holiday for a week. Father David asks the new priest if he wouldn't mind doing the confessions whilst he's away. Concerned that he is inexperienced, Father David gives him the latest handbook on what to do in the confession box.

The new priest has been doing the job for five minutes when a young woman enters the box and says, "Forgive me father, f [...]

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Joke by spazzy in Religion - Catholicism - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 215.4

After a pikey wedding caused a mass riot recently, the best man ended up in court. In front of the judge, he was trying to explain the traditions of a 'romany' wedding:

Pikey Best Man: "Well, it was like this, your honour: as it is a custom for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I was, nice and close like, the groom comes over and kicks the bride in the cunt as hard as he could."

Judge: "Gosh, that must have hurt."

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Joke by spazzy in Racism - Pikey - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 172.4

David Beckham is due on the pitch for a training session and he's nowhere to be seen.

His new Galaxy manager goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "hey, David, why are you in here and not on the pitch?"

David says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that Victoria gave me."

Manager: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."

David: "No.. I've been trying for weeks to [...]

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Joke by spazzy in Celebrities - Posh And Becks - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 146

An old Jewish grandmother has been given the task of looking after her grandson for the day. She decides to take him to the seaside for the day, and once there settles herself down on a deck-chair whilst the grandson is happily building sand castles by the shore.

All of a sudden, a giant wave rolls up the beach, and drags the little boy out to sea. The horrified grandmother raises her arms to the heavens and wails "Oh God, help me, I've been so faithful to you, help me this onc [...]

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Joke by spazzy in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 126

Three guys are chatting in a pub about their wives constant nagging. One of them decides that it would be quite funny to take the wife literally and do what they actually ask. They all agree to do exactly what their wife asks when they get through the door that evening.

The first man gets home a bit pissed and as he walks through the front door, he accidentally knocks over a vase. His dearly beloved shouts " That's right, you smash the whole fucking house up!" So he goes t [...]

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Joke by spazzy in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 73.8

How do you get rid of the red spot on a paki's head?

Switch off the laser-sight on your gun.
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Joke by spazzy in Religion - Muslim - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 66.4

Black Tarmac and Red Tarmac decide to go for a beer down the local. They have just sat down when Green Tarmac comes bursting through the door, demands a large scotch and then head-butts the barman in the face for no reason. Red says to Black, you better watch him, he's a fucking cycle-path. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by spazzy in Other - Alcohol and Drugs - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 55

I see MFI are on the brink of collapse..

Very much like the wardrobes I bought from them.
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Joke by spazzy in In The News - Credit Crunch - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 52.2

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