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| I went to a LifeSavers' convention and I got to thinking - when does CPR become necrophilia? |    |
Joke by specialv, in Illness and mortality > Necrophilia - Tagged cpr , necrophilia - Current Score: 104 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Two blondes were in a building when it catches fire. "Quick! Let's jump out the window!" one yells to the other. "What? Are you crazy? We're on the 13th floor!" comes the reply. The first blonde puts her hands on her hips and, with a stern look, says, "listen here miss, this is not the time to get superstitious." | |
Joke by specialv, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blondes , fire , building , superstitious - Current Score: 27 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| I've met this incredible woman at work. She's a little on the quiet side but there's this wonderfully spiritual aura about her. Being inside her brings me closer to God. The morgue officials threatened to fire me but I think they're just jealous. | |
Joke by specialv, in Illness and mortality > Necrophilia - Tagged morgue , necrophiliac , jesus freak - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| My god, the traffic these days is a state. Just the other day, I rear-ended a woman at rush hour. I'm glad I don't own a car. | |
Joke by specialv, in Jokes with no home > Motorways - Tagged traffic , doggy style - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| What do you call a dwarf Eskimo with a hard-on? A frigid midget with a rigid digit! | |
Joke by specialv, in Jokes with no home > Dwarfs - Tagged midget , boner , eskimo , penis - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago
| What's the advantage of being blown by a Muslim? It keeps with the stereotype. | |
Joke by specialv, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged blowjob , muslim , terrorism - Current Score: 2 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
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