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| An Alabama Sheriff was being interviewed by local news about the recent discovery of a black mans' body. "We found this here body of a nigger. He'd been burnt, stabbed, shot, hung, dipped in acid, then shot again. In fact, it's the worst case of suicide I've ever seen." |    |
Joke by sponge, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged sheriff , blacks , racism , murder , suicide , racist - Current Score: 170 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What three things can't you give a black man? 1. A black eye 2. A thick lip 3. A job. | |
Joke by sponge, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , job , lip - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A Somali arrives in Swindon as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!". The person says "I no Blitish. I flom Hong Kong". the new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not British". He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a British citizen?". She says, "No, I am from Romania!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?" The Romanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says "Probably at work". | |
Joke by sponge, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged swindon , somali , paki , immigrant , work - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's the difference between AIDS and cancer? When you have cancer you still get visitors. | |
Joke by sponge, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged aids , cancer , illness , difference - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Paki. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the Paki twice to make sure he's dead. | |
Joke by sponge, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged saddam , hitler , paki , shoot - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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