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| if a woman is nagging in the woods and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound? |    |
Joke by squid83, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , nagging - Current Score: 108 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago
| What's the difference between an American and a spastic? The spastic has an excuse! | |
Joke by squid83, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , stupid , idiots - Current Score: 35 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago
| What's the difference between the Americans and Al Qaeda? One lot are a bunch of inbred, religious nut jobs and the other are terrorists! | |
Joke by squid83, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , al qaeda , religious nut jobs - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| Feminists unite!!!! And get your tits out while you're at it! | |
Joke by squid83, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged feminists , tits out please - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| Mrs. Shapiro, the Matchmaker, goes to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Cohen, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker. "Don't bother," replies Mr. Cohen, "I've two sisters at home, who look after all my needs." "That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife." "I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine." | |
Joke by squid83, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged sisters , sex , bachelor , menage a trois - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I get the impression that the Americans have an unfair advantage at the special olympics as they have more retards then the rest of the world combined! | |
Joke by squid83, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged americans , retards - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| What do Travis Barker and Sickipedia have in common? Both crashed over the weekend! | |
Joke by squid83, in Celebrity and news events > Travis Barker - Tagged travis barker , sickipedia , crash - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| It's a shame that George Bush has a country to run...... I hear he was looking forward to participating in the Paralympics. | |
Joke by squid83, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , paralympics - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| I had one of those purity rings that are all the rage, but I lost it fingering my girlfriend! | |
Joke by squid83, in Sex and shit > Fingering - Tagged fingering , purity ring - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Is it any wonder that Americans vote down jokes on Sickipedia? They voted in a retard for their president! | |
Joke by squid83, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans retards , george bush - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
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