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| Contribution Points: | 22 | Total Joke Score: | 1,038 |
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Total Time Active: | 43 hours, 13 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 50 | Live Jokes: | 26 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 24 | Duplicate Jokes: | 1 |
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| Gordon Brown: more scared of an election than an eight-year-old Chinese prostitute. |
 
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Joke by stalker which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 330.2
| Sorry Natasha, but Francesca still holds the title of most ridiculous snow based death this year... |
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Joke by stalker in Celebrities - Natasha Richardson - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 268
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Just seen this joke by Biirdie360; --------------------------------------------------- Has anyone ever thought to ask WHY there is a giant pixelated penis at the top of the page? Didn't think so... --------------------------------------------------- Either their monitor is fucking massive, or Biirdie360 really needs those special tablets advertised in the spam mail I keep receiving... |
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Joke by stalker which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 181.4
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What's the similarity between Australia and Gary Glitters porn collection? Neither have any bush, and if you're caught alone in the middle of them you're fucked. |
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Joke by stalker in In The News - Australian Fires - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 41
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My girlfriend told me she wanted to be fucked like an animal all night. Half a gram of Ketamine sorted that, so I'm off to the pub. |
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Joke by stalker which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 39.2
| An Italian walks into a library, they're still digging him out. |
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Joke by stalker in In The News - Italian Earthquake - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 34
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My wife took me to the Jeremy Kyle show the other day, turns out that she had had an affair and our four year old daughter isn't mine. Apparently she felt she just had to tell me in this way, as she couldn't cope with the guilt and worry any longer. I had to confess to her it's a weight off my shoulders too though; I didn't really want any webbed feet retarded offspring and I was worried that I'd have to start using condoms when she hit puberty. |
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Joke by stalker in Sex and shit - Daughters - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 30
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Several comments on this site recently have given me cause for concern, notably jokes concerning abuse of children with special needs. As a worker in a childrens' hospital I would like to remind everyone that young ones with mental disability are just as loving, human and communicative as 'normal' adults, just in their own, very individual, ways.
Stick to the kids with Leukemia; you never have to worry about washing the come out of their hair and there's a much better chance they'll [...] |
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Joke by stalker which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 28
| If at first you don't succeed, blame the yanks for voting it down... |
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Joke by stalker in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 15
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Some racist idiot suggested to me recently that it was unfair that black people are allowed to refer to them selves as niggers, yet when white people say that particular greeting to them it is quite frowned upon. What would happen, he suggested, if white people had monopolised a word which if uttered from a black man to a white man would cause immeasurable offence? How about 'mate' I thought. |
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