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The mother of Shannon Matthews has said that she "couldn't stop crying" when she was reunited with her daughter.

I wouldn't be able to stop crying either if I had such an ugly daughter.
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Joke by steview, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , hideous , paper bag job  - Current Score: 179 - Added: 8 months, 18 days ago

There are 3 types of women; the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by steview, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women  - Current Score: 162 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago

What's better than winning the special olympics?

Not having to read the same fucking jokes on sickipedia every day!
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Joke by steview, in Jokes with no home > Repeats - Tagged tossers , repeats , special olympics  - Current Score: 77 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago

Why is American beer served cold?

So you can tell it from urine.
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Joke by steview, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged beer , yanks  - Current Score: 74 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago

What's the difference between Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe?

One's a fat idiot who lost control of the country and is wrecking its economy. The other is Robert Mugabe.
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Joke by steview, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged mugabe , brown , useless , crap  - Current Score: 60 - Added: 8 months ago

People keep telling me that I should help conserve the environment and stop using foreign imports.

It's a bit of a high demand though, my cotton fields won't pick themselves!
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Joke by steview, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , cotton pickers  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago

Champions League final match ticket: £500

Flight to Moscow: £800

Having to watch the game at home because your aircraft broke down at Gatwick: FUCKING PRICELESS!
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Joke by steview, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged chelski , cancelled flight , priceless  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago

Why do muslim women wear the veil?

To make sure the rain doesn't clean them!
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Joke by steview, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , smelly , arabs , repulsive  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 7 months, 8 days ago

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