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A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4."
He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him, and then yells,
"Clean up in aisle 4!"
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Joke by stevo2560, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condom , condom size , cock size , penis , semen  - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Two gypsys wake up in bed together.

One says to the other "I hope we can still be cousins".
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Joke by stevo2560, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikeys , gypsies , incest  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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