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Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stickyring, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tennis , love  - Current Score: 81 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago

How does a nigger get into an honest business?

Crowbar usually works...
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Joke by stickyring, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , business , crowbar  - Current Score: 42 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago

A bloke says to his mate, 'Are you still seeing that girl?'
'No, she bled to death of gonorrhea'
'You don't bleed to death of gonorrhea'
His mate says, 'You do if you fucking give it to me!'
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Joke by stickyring, in Sex and shit > Gonorrheoa - Tagged bleed , death , gonorrhea  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago

Thank god for scienceI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stickyring, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , science  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago

What happened when the lawyer took Viagra?

He grew taller.
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Joke by stickyring, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged viagra , lawyer  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago

Ike Turner never liked white girls; he always liked them black and blue.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stickyring, in Celebrity and news events > Ike Turner - Tagged ike turner , white , girls , black , blue  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago

A drunk bloke is walking about when he spots a man under his car.
'What's up pal?'
The bloke replies, 'Piston Broke'
The drunk says, 'Me too'
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Joke by stickyring, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged piston , broke , drunk  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago

A 13 year old lad says to his 13 year old girl friend, 'Toss me off'. The girl says 'I don't know how - what do i do?'
The lad says 'imagine your shaking up a bottle of coke like when you were younger'.
The girl starts doing it and a couple of minutes in, her boyfriend has tears rolling down his cheeks. The girl says 'What's wrong?'
The lad replies 'Take your fucking thumb off the end of it'
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Joke by stickyring, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged hand job , thumb  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago

Which is the odd 1 out; a TV, a fridge, a washing machine or a woman?

A tv - the other 3 leak when they're fucked
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Joke by stickyring, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , fucked  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago

What's the difference between Kate Moss and the Panama Canal? Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch... ...I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stickyring, in Celebrity and news events > Kate Moss - Tagged kate moss , bitch , panama canal  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago

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