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Did you hear about the dyslexic gay?

He liked to cook socks.
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Joke by stig2112, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged gay dyslexia  - Current Score: 166 - Added: 3 months ago

How come a securicor cash delivery van carrying maybe £70,000 is armoured with plated steel and the driver wears a stab proof vest and a protective helmet, when a fuel tanker driver carrying petrol worth £200,000 has nothing to defend himself with apart from a rolled up porno mag.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stig2112, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged fuel , driver , porno , top gear  - Current Score: 146 - Added: 1 month ago

This years Alzheimer's Society annual fair will be a day to remember.
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Joke by stig2112, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , fair , remember , forget , senile  - Current Score: 146 - Added: 1 month ago

Wedding rings:

The worlds smallest handcuffs.
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Joke by stig2112, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged ring handcuffs , wife , husband  - Current Score: 107 - Added: 2 months ago

What's got 60 legs, 3 teeth and smells of piss?

The front row at a Cliff Richard gig.
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Joke by stig2112, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged cliff , gig  - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 month ago

What do you call an American with a sense of culture?
An Indian
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Joke by stig2112, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , yank , culture  - Current Score: 78 - Added: 2 months ago

How many narcoleptics does it take to change a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Lightbulb - Tagged 69  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 2 months ago

The best thing about being a hunchback is the ability to rock yourself to sleep at night.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Hunchback - Tagged hunch back , rock , sleep  - Current Score: 62 - Added: 3 months ago

How come when you ring a wrong number, its never engaged.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged ring , number , engaged , phone  - Current Score: 61 - Added: 2 months ago

How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends if the bulb owns any oil reserves or not.
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Joke by stig2112, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , lightbulb , oil  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 3 months ago

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