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I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor

But that's another storey.
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Joke by stoursicko, in Jokes with no home > Home Improvements - Tagged storey , moved , tim vine  - Current Score: 120 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago

Sickipedia is doing its bit for the environment - just look at the amount of recycled jokes on here.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stoursicko, in Celebrity and news events > Environment - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , recycled  - Current Score: 54 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago

Nicole Cooke really deserves her gold medal and the recognition in the women's roadrace.

Yes, a woman going all that distance to reach her destination without losing her way once.
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Joke by stoursicko, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged womens road race , olympics  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago

I have developed O.C.D. and an addiction to masturbation while watching the women's weightlifting event.

Seeing a nice snatch always makes me clean and jerk.
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Joke by stoursicko, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged ocd , weightlifting , snatch , clean and jerk  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago

Fellatio, irrumatio, cunnilingus. Oral sex - what a mouthful.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stoursicko, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged mouthful , fellatio  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago

A blonde bird rings the fire brigade.

She says, "my house is on fire."

They say, "how do we get there?"

She says, "in the big red truck."
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Joke by stoursicko, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , fire brigade  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago

I'm sick of these cops keep telling me how to drive when they are the worst drivers out there.

Just look at how many signs are on the roadside saying police accident.
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Joke by stoursicko, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , accident , signs  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago

My dog always barks when there's someone at the door.

I don't know why as it's never anyone for him.
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Joke by stoursicko, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , barking , door  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago

Constipation sufferers just don't give a shit.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stoursicko, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged constipation  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago

Did you hear about the Irish rapist?

He ties his victims' legs together.
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Joke by stoursicko, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged irish , rapist  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago

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