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A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face full of blood. All the other bats get excited and ask him where he got it from.
"Follow me" he says, leading the way.
So off they flew over the hills and river and into the dark forest...

"See that tree over there?" says the bat.
"Yes" they reply.
"Well i fucking didnt."
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Joke by streakofpiss, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged bat , vampire , blood , tree  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago

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