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| Contribution Points: | 1 | Total Joke Score: | 2,054 |
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Total Time Active: | 10 hours, 15 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 61 | Live Jokes: | 19 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 42 | Duplicate Jokes: | 13 |
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| The only reason obesity exists is because bullying has been banned. |
 
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Joke by swimfan in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 789
| Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor? |
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Joke by swimfan which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 460.4
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Recently a Christian priest commented on those who have been sexually abused by other priests and by stating that they "should get over it". Personally, I believe he is right. Jesus was nailed to the cross over two thousand years ago and you don't see people harping on about it now, do you? |
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Joke by swimfan in Religion - Christianity - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 232
| I'd like to have a Pi-some; it's much like a threesome, but goes on forever. |
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Joke by swimfan which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 105
| I wonder if deaf schizophrenic people hear voices? |
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Joke by swimfan in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 69.2
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With series two of 'The Da Vinci Code', being 'Angels and Demons', coming out in the theaters soon, a Priest has recently began attacking both the stories and the author, Dan Brown. To quote, the Priest has said:
"Dan Brown claimed the historical information he presented in it [the novels] was "all true." Except the historical information that Brown claimed was "all true" was actually a laughable source and were rather a pack of lies to sell a third-rate fic [...] |
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| If you watch jaws backwards its about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach. |
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Joke submitted by swimfan, originally by MLIA which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 53
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See Iceland has a new Lesbian Prime Minister. I'd say she is the only foreign Minister who likes Bush. |
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Joke by swimfan in Sex and shit - Lesbian - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 45.2
| Nothing ruins sex with a monkey like remembering that you work in an AIDS research center. |
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Joke by swimfan which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 37
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Mother earth is going through some changes. Expect hot flushes, deforestation and uncontrollable flooding. |
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Joke by swimfan which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 32
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