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| If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. |    |
Joke by tgs, in Religion and racism > Vegetarian - Tagged god , made , animals , food , fuck you veggies , awkward fuckers , make your own dinner - Current Score: 1109 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old? Because he was a paedophile. | |
Joke by tgs, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , muslim , paedo , six year old , married , islam , aisha , mohammed - Current Score: 992 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs. | |
Joke by tgs, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged christians , jews , muslim , sikhs , hindus , cocksuckers , idiots , childish beliefs , fairy tales , gullible arseholes , buddhists , jains , credulous fools - Current Score: 244 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages. They're calling it 'Islam'. | |
Joke by TGS, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged arabs , islam , muslim , submission , mohammed , allah , dark ages , illiterate , sisterfucking , morons - Current Score: 233 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car? You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown. | |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , mccartney , slut , golddigging , porno , bitch , fuckhead , one leg , fucktard , greedy , hypocrite , raspberry , pathetic creature , arab prostitute - Current Score: 175 - Added: 11 months ago
| News reports today tell that British hospitals are "plagued by vermin and pests". Well, if we didn't give them asylum in the first place... | |
Joke by tgs, in Celebrity and news events > NHS - Tagged nhs , hospital , vermin , pest , asylum seekers - Current Score: 152 - Added: 2 months ago
| How does an Englishman get his apples down? He uses a Pole. | |
Joke by TGS, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged englishman , apples , poles , polish , cheap labour , bad english , sister is probably a whore - Current Score: 146 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy? A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow. | |
Joke by TGS, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scousers , liverpool , tragedy , cow , toxteth riots , hillsborough , jamie bulger , ken bigley , anthony walker - Current Score: 136 - Added: 1 year ago
| The pope goes to America and gets picked up at the airport by a Cadillac Limo with the windows blacked out. After a while, the driver hears a rapping on the glass partition and winds it down. 'You know, since I was a little boy I've always dreamed of driving a Caddy,' says the pope. Not wanting to refuse a request by God's representative on Earth, the driver pulls over and they swap places. The pope has a wonderful time screaming down the freeway at 100mph, but it's not long before blue lights pull the car over. The policeman has words, then returns to his vehicle and gets on the radio. 'Dispatch - you better get me the chief' he whispers. 'Roger that.' A pause. 'Chief here. What's up?' 'I've just pulled somebody over and I think they're quite important and I don't know what to do,' whispers the policeman. 'You haven't pulled over the mayor again have you?' 'No, I think they're more important than the mayor.' 'The governor?' 'No, I think they're more important than the governor.' 'Oh my god! You haven't pulled over the president have you?' 'No, I think they're more important than the president.' 'WHAT? How can anyone possibly be more important than the president of the United States?' 'I dunno, but he's got the pope as a chauffeur...' | |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Pope - Tagged pope , cadillac , limo , police , speeding - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 year ago
| I raped a French girl the other day. She didn't say Thank You, so I murdered her. It was a merci killing. | |
Joke by tgs, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged french , girl , rape , murder , thank you , merci - Current Score: 96 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
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