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| Why do the Aberdonians wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away. |    |
Joke by the_paranoid, in Sex and shit > Sheep - Tagged scottish , sheep , zip - Current Score: 45 - Added: 8 months ago
| I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. | |
Joke by the_paranoid, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged leg , broken , doctor , tommy cooper - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. | |
Joke by the_paranoid, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged mad , girlfriend , mitch hedberg - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago
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