| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 8 | Total Joke Score: | 2,883 |
| Country: |
United kingdom 
|
Total Time Active: | 12 hours, 59 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 63 | Live Jokes: | 21 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 42 | Duplicate Jokes: | 13 |
Send theblueoysterbar a message
Add to favourites.
The best of theblueoysterbar's 21 jokes (View All)
|
A Muslim dies and finds himself in front of St Peter at the gates of heaven.
"Hey, what's going on here? Where am I?" he asks St Peter. "Welcome to the afterlife," St Peter replies. "No, no this isn't right. I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed, right away." "Would you like a cappuccino?" asks St Peter. "No! I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed," replies the Muslim.< [...] |
 
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 802.8
| It's official: George Bush was such an arsehole, you can win the Nobel Peace Prize just by not being him |
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 400.8
|
A local gay bar was burned to the ground last night. The blaze was attended by 80 firefighters.... along with 40 Red Indians, 30 Construction Workers and 20 Cowboys. |
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar in Sex and shit - Gay - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 281.4
|
If all the Smarties eaten worldwide in one year were laid end to end... They would lead all the way to Gary Glitter's house in Thailand |
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar in Celebrities - Gary Glitter - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 212.2
|
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome on board this Ryanair flight. In the event of a sudden drop in cabin pressure, masks will drop down from above you. Please insert 5 Euros for oxygen. |
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar in Other - Travel - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 190
|
I feel sorry for Stevie Wonder. He might not have any idea how great his daughter's tits are. But if he does, fair play to the man. |
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar in Celebrities - Stevie Wonder - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 180
|
Give a man a fish, and he'll feed his family for a day. Give him a fishing rod, and he'll fuck off for the whole weekend. |
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar in Sports - Fishing - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 147.2
|
I see that in the Big Brother House, tokens can be exchanged for luxury items. If I was in there, I'd waste no time in trading in the black boy and the Muslim for a case of Stella and 20 Bensons. |
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 140.8
|
The Welsh parliament is concerned about Gary Glitter's wish to return to the UK He has heard there are some well hung kids in Bridgend |
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar in In The News - Bridgend - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 103.2
|
What do Ethiopians do on Friday night? Starve |
|
Joke by theblueoysterbar in Racism - Ethiopian - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 90
BUY OUR SICKIPEDIA BOOK. Grab the UK edition from Amazon.co.uk.
Page load time: 0.52s (Startup: 0.07s, Controller: 0.01s, Template: 0.44s)
Sickipedia v3.1 - a
cr3ative media
® project. © 2005 - 2010
Rob Manuel