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Why are more niggers hit by cars in the winter?

They're easier to see.
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Joke by thefunmachine, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , death , kkk , winter , clit  - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year ago

What is soft and warm when you go to bed but hard and stiff when you get up?

Vomit
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Joke by thefunmachine, in Jokes with no home > Innuendo - Tagged vomit , boner , sick , sleep , bed , hard , soft  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year ago

What's funnier than a spastic?

2 Spastics
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Joke by thefunmachine, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged spastic , disabled , wheelchair , disability  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year ago

What happened when the pope went to Mount Olive?

Popeye nearly killed him
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Joke by thefunmachine, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged pope , popeye , mountain , clit  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year ago

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