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| FEMALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas. - Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. - Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. - Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. - Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. - Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. - Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. - After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there... MALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe or America : ruled by a dick... |    |
Joke by thekirk, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged america - Current Score: 209 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| What do you call a Scouser in a university? Caretaker | |
Joke by thekirk, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged scouser , university , caretaker - Current Score: 37 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago
| What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Bizkit | |
Joke by thekirk, in Celebrity and news events > Limp Bizkit - Tagged limp bizkit , gingerbread man - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| A man took his pet duck to the cinema. He was worried about it not being admitted if someone saw the duck, so he hid it inside his pants. He took his seat but after a couple of minutes the duck began to fidget so the man opened his zipper so the duck could stick its head out. There were 2 women sitting in the seat next to him in the theatre and one woman said to the other, "Murial, that mans got his 'thing' out" Murial said, "so what, you've seen one before" "yes" replied her friend "but this ones eating my popcorn!" | |
Joke by thekirk, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged cinema , duck , thing - Current Score: -2 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
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