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| How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes! |    |
Joke by timbucks, in Illness and mortality > ADD - Tagged add , light bulb , bikes , children - Current Score: 857 - Added: 1 year ago
| Emigration to the USA is a good thing. Everytime someone moves to live in the USA from their home country the average IQ of both countries goes up. | |
Joke by timbucks, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 203 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| What do you call a beautiful girl in France? A tourist. | |
Joke by timbucks, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , france , beautiful , tourist - Current Score: 47 - Added: 10 months, 11 days ago
| A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mother, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third mother, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving" | |
Joke by timbucks, in Sex and shit > Euphemisms - Tagged children , obsession , sex , dick - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year ago
| The Korean Canine Society has launched its festive campaign. The slogan is "A dog is not just for Christmas. It should do for Boxing Day as well." | |
Joke by timbucks, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , korea , eating - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year ago
| A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the body and, to his surprise, he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum. Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out and, to his absolute surprise, music begins playing: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..." The student is amazed, and pops the cork back into the anus. The music stops. Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse. "Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again. They hear: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..." "So what?" the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the student's discovery. "But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student. "Are you kidding?", replied the examiner, "Any arsehole can sing country music." | |
Joke by timbucks, in Illness and mortality > Proctology - Tagged arsehole , country , proctology , anus , music - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year ago
| When Michael Jackson dies he has asked for his body to melted down and made into plastic toys. Apparently this is so children get a chance to play with him instead | |
Joke by timbucks, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , death , plastic , children - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year ago
| A Freudian slip is when you say one word when you mean your mother; sorry another. | |
Joke by timbucks, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged freudian , mother - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year ago
| I think you should be able to say whatever you like about blacks. It's not as if they're going to hear it when they're all stuck in jail. | |
Joke by timbucks, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , jail , racism - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why is drinking with a group of British tennis players a bad idea? Because they'll all be gone after the first round. | |
Joke by timbucks, in Celebrity and news events > Sport - Tagged tennis , british , crap , drinking - Current Score: 1 - Added: 10 months, 11 days ago
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