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Contribution Points: 0 Total Joke Score: 50,304
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 707 hours, 11 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 1990 Live Jokes: 921
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 1069 Duplicate Jokes: 83


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I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.

Through the driver's door.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in Racism - Sexism - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 1272.2

My girlfriend is really keen for me to meet her parents.

I really don't want to though, that Kate McCann looks like a real bitch.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in In The News - Madeleine McCann - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 1176

I'm in a wheelchair at the moment and so I have to pee sitting down. 

I still put the toilet seat up afterwards though, just to piss the wife off.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in Sex and shit - Toilet - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 923.4

Britain:

The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in Other - Weather - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 775.8

What's the definition of pointless?

Selling condoms in Games Workshop.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 743

What do you call a girl who dances alone in a nightclub?

Fat.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in Sex and shit - Fat Bird - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 731.2

I always go for a run after sex.

Can't risk getting caught.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in Crime - Rape - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 712.2

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That's fucked up.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in Other - Wordplay - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 648.8

I bet Anne Frank never put milk on her Rice Krispies... I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Tinpotbob in Celebrities - Anne Frank - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 648.8

My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.

I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in TV - Star Wars - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago - Current Score: 630.8

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