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Yesterday at work, I told some paedo jokes from this site.

Today, I'm not paediatrician anymore.
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Joke by tmshq, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged peado , sickipedia  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

How do you break a blonde's nose?
Take your underwear off and lay down under a glass table.




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Joke by tmshq, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , blow job , nose  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago

I just told my wife that I cheated on her last night twice.

The most important thing in a relationship is honesty.

Plus, this way we won't have anything between us when she comes out of her coma.
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Joke by tmshq, in Sex and shit > Cheating - Tagged cheating , coma , honesty  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 weeks ago

When I was little, Superman was my idol.

Now I'm paralysed too.
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Joke by tmshq, in Celebrity and news events > Christopher Reeve - Tagged superman , christopher reeve , paralysed  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago

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