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| Contribution Points: | 0 | Total Joke Score: | 247 |
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Total Time Active: | 4 hours, 19 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 31 | Live Jokes: | 8 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 23 | Duplicate Jokes: | 4 |
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The best of tommiehusker's 8 jokes (View All)
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A guy walks into a library and asks for a book on homosexuality. The librarian says, "Over there, in the closet." |
 
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Joke by tommiehusker in Sex and shit - Gay - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 191.2
| I've never masturbated. I was cleaning it one time and it went off! |
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Joke by tommiehusker in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 30
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What does a priest and Santa have in common? They both fucked me over when I was nine. |
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Joke by tommiehusker in Illness and mortality - Hospital - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 9
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My 14 year old daughter has been really really angry with me. So to get even she went and got a tattoo on the back of her head. It said "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!" |
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Joke by tommiehusker which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 7
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A mouse walks into the pub after work on a Friday, sits down and orders a pint. About 10 minutes later this good looking giraffe walks in. Mouse spies the giraffe and says to the bartender "can you get that giraffe a drink on me." Later on the mouse slides down to the giraffe and they end up singing, dancing and carrying on. Eventually the mouse goes home with the giraffe.
The next day the mouse comes back to the pub and he's dragging his ass. Can't hardly walk. The barte [...] |
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Joke by tommiehusker in Other - Animals - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 7
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"There's only one Ricky Hatton." Fuck me, needed a couple more didn't he? |
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Joke by tommiehusker in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 4.2
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Just read that the residents of L'Aquila have hired a clown to help the children get over their shock and grief after the earthquake. Fuck me. Has anyone seen Gary Glitter lately? |
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Joke by tommiehusker in In The News - Italian Earthquake - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 3.2
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Attended a funeral for a mime yesterday. The congregation paused for a moment of screaming at the top of our lungs. |
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Joke by tommiehusker in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: -4
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