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An Irishman staggers out of the pub one night, unzips his flies and starts pissing into the town fountain. A copper walks past and says, "stop that, and put it away."
The Irishman shoves his cock back in his trousers and zips up. The copper is about to move on when the man starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked the cop.
"Fooled you," says the Irishman, "I may have put it away but I didn't stop."
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Joke by totempole, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged irish , drunk , police , pissing  - Current Score: 139 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago

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