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| 6 differences between a refugee and E.T. E.T. looked better, learned English, came alone, had his own bike, didn't claim benefit and WANTED TO GO FUCKING HOME! |    |
Joke by treefella22, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged et go home hahaha - Current Score: 306 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Two Irishmen walking past a Police Station. A big poster at the front reads "Two Blackmen wanted for rape!" Paddy turns to Mick and says "Dem Fokkers always get the best jobs". | |
Joke by treefella22, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , rape , black - Current Score: 207 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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A bloke is watching TV, his wife is out at bingo. As he is settling down his son, who was watching TV up in his room, appears in the doorway. "Dad, what's love juice?" The dad chokes on his beer and thinks, "Well he is 12 now perhaps I should explain". "Well son" he says, "soon you will meet a girl who you fancy, you will become exited, your willy will get very hard." The dad gulps and carries on. "You will touch the girl all over and when you reach the top of her leg it will feel wet, this is her love juice coming out of her vagina, it means she is ready for sexual intercourse." The son looks curious and says, "Ok dad thanks." As he is leaving the room the dad says, "Hang on son, what are you watching up there to make you ask that?" The son replies "Just the Tennis." | |
Joke by treefella22, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged kids , tv , sex , tennis , misunderstandings , father , son , talk , birds , bees - Current Score: 196 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A bloke goes into an antique shop and asks how much the brass cat in the window is. The owner says "£50 for the cat and £50 for its story." The bloke says he'll just have the cat and sets off home. As he leaves the shop, a cat starts following him, then ten cats, then a hundred cats, then a thousand cats, so he hoys the brass cat in the river and all the other cats dive in after it. The bloke goes back to the shop and the owner says, "back for the story, eh?" The bloke replies, "no. Got any brass Pakis?" | |
Joke by treefella22, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki cat shop - Current Score: 184 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A Muslim in our street has doused himself in petrol, set fire to himself and burnt to death. We're having a collection for his family. So far, we've got 80 litres! | |
Joke by treefella22, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , racist , terrorist - Current Score: 160 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A white bloke is awaiting his new baby in the delivery room. The midwife comes in, and hands him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asks. "Probably," he replies, "she fucking burns everything." | |
Joke by treefella22, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged ickle , black , baby - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A wee boy asks his mum "why am I black and you are white?" "Don't even ask" she replies, "When i think back to that party, you're fucking lucky you don't bark!" | |
Joke by treefella22, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged dog fucker lol - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A teacher in class asks the kids, "who said, 'We will fight them on the beaches'?" A paki kid sticks his hand up and answers, "Winston Churchill, 1940, Miss." At which point a voice from the back of the class says, "fuck off home, you black cunt." The teacher was furious and demanded, "who said that?" The voice replied, "Enoch Powell, 1965." | |
Joke by treefella22, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , black , school - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| 3 mice are sat in a pub, having a few pints and they're discussing which one is the hardest. The first mouse says "I'm the hardest. I go up to mousetraps, rip out the cheese and, as the bar comes down, I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the floor." The second mouse replies "You nonce! I get the rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it!" The third mouse shrugs his shoulders, downs his pint and walks to the door. "Where you going?" ask the other two. "I'm off home to fuck the cat!" | |
Joke by treefella22, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged mice , cat , fuck - Current Score: 96 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a street with no Pakis, Indians, Niggers, Gooks, or any other sponging bastards in it? Quality Street | |
Joke by treefella22, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged racist , quality street , niggers , pakis - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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