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| Saw my mate Jim yesterday, he's only got one arm. "Where you off then, Jim?" I shouted "I'm going to change a light bulb," he said. "That's going to be awkward, isn't it?" I asked. "No.....I've still got the receipt." |    |
Joke by troyboy, in Illness and mortality > Lightbulb - Tagged one , arm , reciept , light bulb - Current Score: 137 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| Don't bother reading that Bible book.......he dies in the end! | |
Joke by troyboy, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , bible , dead - Current Score: 36 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| Spare a thought for Shannon Matthews and her family today... ...They are still writing out their Fathers Day cards. | |
Joke by troyboy, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , fathers , day , cards - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| My mate shocked me the other night in the pub: "I went with a prostitute last week," he said. "What?......Why for fuck's sake?" I asked. "Well....you know.....things you can't ask the missus to do," he said. "Like what?" I asked. "Well.....make a cup of tea and put the hoover around." | |
Joke by troyboy, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged mate , hoover , sex , prostitute - Current Score: 24 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago
| My girlfriend brought some Vaseline over last night. "We can have some fun with this!" she said. And she was fucking right as well......I smeared it all over the doorknobs in our bedroom and she couldn't get back in! | |
Joke by troyboy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged girlfriend , vaseline , sex - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 8 days ago
| If a mute person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap and water. | |
Joke by troyboy, in Illness and mortality > Deafness - Tagged deaf , soap , water - Current Score: 5 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
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