Just a sick Welsh bastard with a genetic abnormality which renders me immunue to being offended. :)
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The best of wamphyri's 26 jokes (View All)
| What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse. |    |
Joke by wamphyri, in Jokes with no home > Cannibals - Tagged cannibal , arse , girlfriend - Current Score: 121 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| So this Paki dies and goes up top heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opened them "What the fuck do you want" asks St Peter. "I am here for Jesus" says the Paki. St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here" | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki jesus heaven - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? You don't wear boots when you jump on a trampoline. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged boots , trampoline , jump , baby , dead baby - Current Score: 68 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What has eight legs and a big black cunt? The A-Team. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Jokes with no home > TV - Tagged cunt , television , tv - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged tampon , period - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's a spastic's favourite food? His shoulder. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged spastic - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why was the leper ice hockey game abandoned? There was a face off in the corner | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , hockey , face - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the definition of relative humidity? The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your sister. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged fuck , sister , balls , humidity - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What do you call a spastic on a trampoline? Spring cabbage. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged spastic - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's 8 feet long and is wrapped around a lump of shit? A turban! | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Religion and racism > Arabs - Tagged arab , turban , shit , sikh - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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