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| A nun is in the bath when there's a knock on the bathroom door. "Who is it?" shouted the nun. "The blind man" came the reply. The nun tells him to enter, as he wouldn't be able to see her in all her glory, because he's blind. He walks in and quips "Nice pair of tits, where do you want the blinds?" |    |
Joke by waynster, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged blind , blind man , blinds , nun , naked , bath , tits - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What goes... Click-Click. Is that it? Click-Click. Is that it? Click-Click. Is that it? Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube. | |
Joke by waynster, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged stevie wonder , click , blind , rubiks cube - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's blue and fucks old ladies? Me in my lucky blue coat. | |
Joke by waynster, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged coat , old people , blue , fuck , fucks , lucky , old - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A student of criminal psychology decides to do his thesis on people who sexually abuse animals, and in particular, men who shag sheep. He takes a flight to Australia, and meets a sheep farmer and, amongst other things, asks him how he actually has sex with the sheep. "Well its quite simple, cobber - you grab the bastard by the tail, hold tight and slip your cock in." The student later travels to New Zealand and asks a farmer there the same question. "Ah, we're with the Aussie jokers on that one - grab it by the tail, hold on and fuck it from behind." Finally, the student goes to Wales and asks a farmer there how he does it. "Well it's bloody awkward, see - first you find your sheep, then you finds a stone wall, then you grabs the sheep by the front paws, bend its back over the wall and fucks it like that." The Student replies "Why don't you fuck it from behind like they do in Australia and New Zealand?" "Fuck it from behind? How am I supposed to kiss it?" | |
Joke by waynster, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged bestiality , welsh , sheep , australians , new zealanders , wales , sex , kiss , cock , aussie , aussies , australia , new zeland - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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