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| People say you shouldn't be mean to Michelle McManus - after all, she recently lost six stone! Yeah but, to be fair, that's like throwing a deck chair off the Titantic. |    |
Joke by wazarq, in Jokes with no home > Jimmy Carr - Tagged fat , manufactured , pop star - Current Score: 214 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
| The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender. | |
Joke by wazarq, in Jokes with no home > Jimmy Carr - Tagged 8 out of 10 cats , credit crunch , were fucked - Current Score: 176 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| So I was reading this joke by Fles: "Since I got married, I see my car as an extension of my penis. Every day I drive it down the same stretch of road, with no real passion or excitement, to the same dreary destination that I've been going to for years. " I agree, but with me I consider my car to be an extension of my penis because I want to hammer it repeatedly into my wife. | |
Joke by wazarq, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , car , hammer - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| According to surveys, pessimists now outnumber optimists in Britain... ...but I would imagine most of you were expecting that. | |
Joke by wazarq, in Jokes with no home > surveys - Tagged angus deayton , optimist , pessimist , britain - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| So scientists have revealed this week that space smells of steak... That explains why the Americans were so desperate to get there first. | |
Joke by wazarq, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fat americans , steak , have i got news for you - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| David Cameron lives in Notting Hill which causes him problems at the festival every year. There are so many band wagons he doesn't know which one to jump on. | |
Joke by wazarq, in Celebrity and news events > David Cameron - Tagged david cameron , tory , twat , obnoxious , twat , dara obriain - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
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