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| I am in the army and my sergeant said to me, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!" To which I replied, "oh, thank you very much, sir!" |    |
Joke by welshmadman, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged army , soldier , war , camoflage , world wars - Current Score: 169 - Added: 5 months ago
| I don't agree with Vodafones advertising campaign It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community" Now correct me if I'm wrong but that's the Gypsies!! [Jimmy Carr] | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged vodafone , gypsy , dirty , mobile community , phone , pikey , cunt , scum , sick - Current Score: 161 - Added: 9 months ago
| I was in a pub quiz the other day and the question was, "Name the book where all the characters lived behind the wardrobe." Imagine their disgust when I said, "Anne Frank"! | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged anne , frank , german , jew , nazi , lion , witch , wardrobe - Current Score: 138 - Added: 8 months ago
| What do Jeremy Beadle and a clock face have in common? One big hand, one little hand and neither one can make it past 59!!! | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Beadle - Tagged jeremy , beadle , dead , clock , 59 - Current Score: 129 - Added: 6 months ago
| I was at home last week when I spotted 2 burglars in my garden shed. I phoned the police and was told that no squad car could get to my house for at least 20 minutes! I hung up and then 5 minutes later I rang back saying "There is no need for the squad car now, I've shot them both"!!! Within 2 minutes there were four squad cars and an fully armed response unit outside, and they caught the burglars red handed! When the chief came up to me he said "I thought you said you'd shot them"? To which I replied..."And I thought you said there were no police in the area"!!!!! | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Jokes with no home > Murder - Tagged police , burglar , shot , dead , 999 - Current Score: 98 - Added: 7 months ago
| Have you seen they've started putting serial numbers at the bottom of condoms? No? Ain't rolled one back that far eh?? | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condom , penis , sex - Current Score: 86 - Added: 10 months ago
| A man went fishing and hadn't caught a thing in four hours, when all of a sudden the local vicar turned up and cast his rod into the stream and within half an hour his keep net was full! The man is getting quite pissed off at this so decides to ask the vicar how he does it. The vicar kindly tells him "Well my son, go home tonight and rub your hand between your wifes legs, and then rub it in with all your worms and the smell will attract the fish!". The man thinks this is a good idea so he goes home and sees the wife standing by the stove cooking dinner, he goes up to her, sticks his hand up her skirt and starts rubbing away. The wife giggles and says "Oh hello vicar, off fishing again?" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , husband , vicar , fishing , fish , smell , pussy - Current Score: 85 - Added: 8 months ago
| My wife has got long black hair running down her back... God , How I wish it was on her head | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , hairy , back , sex , love - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 months ago
| I came home last week and said to the wife, "I've heard the milkman has slept with every woman in this street but one" She replied, "God, I bet it's that stuck up bitch from number 20!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , milkman , sex , home , 20 - Current Score: 71 - Added: 9 months ago
| I came downstairs this morning and the wife was by the stove cooking breakfast in her slippers. I said to myself "I must buy her a frying pan!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , cook , kitchen , husband , sex - Current Score: 65 - Added: 10 months ago
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