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| I'm sure my daughter is going to grow up to be a slapper. I took her to the dentists yesterday and he said, 'open wide.' She said, 'I can't - there's arms on the chair.' |    |
Joke by winzar, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged daughter , slapper - Current Score: 126 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Why are there so many beautiful women in Scandinavia? Because the vikings left all the ugly fuckers in Scotland. | |
Joke by winzar, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged vikings , scotland , ugly , women - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| NEWSFLASH - An Old English Sheep dog has been found hanging from a tree in the Southern states of the USA. The police say the Dulux Klan did it. | |
Joke by winzar, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged ku klux klan , dog , usa - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why did Disney World fail in Japan? Nobody was tall enough to go on the good rides. | |
Joke by winzar, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japan - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between circumcision and crucifixion? In crucifixion they throw out the whole jew. | |
Joke by winzar, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , religion , racism - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why is a sheep better than a woman? Because a sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister. | |
Joke by winzar, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged bestiality , sheep , women , sister - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between spit and swallow? Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head. | |
Joke by winzar, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blowjob - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo? He was doing great until his business fell off. | |
Joke by winzar, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged leper , gigolo - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I've been getting a little flabby just lately, so last night I decided to try shadow boxing. Hank Marvin kicked the shit out of me. | |
Joke by winzar, in Celebrity and news events > HANK MARVIN - Tagged fat - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| They've just put a new sign up at the Lion Safari park which states the cost of driving buses and cars through. It also states that Poles riding bicycles will be allowed in for free. | |
Joke by winzar, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged safari park , lion , poles - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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