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Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 Australian."

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill an Australian?"

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no-one ever asks about the Jews."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , holocaust , australians  - Current Score: 213 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Why did the Nazis invent swastikas?

To crucify spastics.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged swasticka , spastic  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?

Hitler tried to finish a race.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Celebrity and news events > Paula Radcliffe - Tagged hitler , jews  - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Why do German shower nozzles have eleven holes in the head?
Because Jews only have ten fingers.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged jew  - Current Score: 60 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What do women call masturbation?

Finishing the job.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Sex and shit > Anti Men - Tagged women , masturbation  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gestapo.
Gestapo who?
VE WILL ASK ZE KVESTIONS! *SLAP*		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , nazi , gestapo , knock knock  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

A man was walking down a street when he came upon a beautiful woman

he got 3-5 years		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged man , woman , cum  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What has more brains that Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Celebrity and news events > Kurt Cobain - Tagged kurt cobain  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

My Grandad died in a concentration camp.

Was he gassed?

No, he fell out of his machine-gun tower!

Only joking, he just broke his arm.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , war , concentration camp  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What has 2 heads and 6 legs?

Nirvana.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31, in Celebrity and news events > Kurt Cobain - Tagged nirvana , mortality , kurt cobain  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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