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| 'A' is the 1st letter of the alphabet and 'H' is the 8th letter, right? 9/11 = 0.81818181 = HAHAHAHA |    |
Joke by wreckless., in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 september 11 - Current Score: 702 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo and got mauled. And people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage.. A friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent. For example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in. | |
Joke by wreckless., in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged lion , danger - Current Score: 327 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| Spending your life waiting for the Messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do. | |
Joke by wreckless., in Religion and racism > Athiest - Tagged messiah - Current Score: 182 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| The "Bishop" came to our church today. He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally | |
Joke by wreckless., in Religion and racism > Bishop - Tagged chess , drink , girls feck , arse - Current Score: 129 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? | |
Joke by wreckless., in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged septic tanks - Current Score: 76 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. they keep eating all the fucking plants | |
Joke by wreckless., in Religion and racism > Vegetarian - Tagged vegetarians , environment , plants - Current Score: 71 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| A man wakes up on a deserted island only to find that the sun, sand and sea are all purple. He cried: "Oh no, I've been marooned!" | |
Joke by wreckless., in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged what da fuck! - Current Score: 68 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| Dear Sir/Madam, You are the lucky winner in our "Win a Tomahawk Cruise Missile" competition! Please send us your GPS coordinates to claim your prize. | |
Joke by wreckless., in Illness and mortality > War - Tagged tomahawk , gps - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. She dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase. After the wedding, the bride and groom entered their hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed. While she was in the bathroom, the bride opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there. "Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!" She exclaimed. Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!" | |
Joke by wreckless., in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged cherry poppin , virgin - Current Score: 21 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One. | |
Joke by wreckless., in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged light bulb jokes - Current Score: 0 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
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