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| Isn't it weird that the majority of people taking a shit in a public toilet have a permanent marker on them? |    |
Joke by wub, in Jokes with no home > Toilet - Tagged toilet - Current Score: 169 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| ChildLine seem a bit dodgy if you ask me... "Does your father rape you most nights? Tell us all about it." | |
Joke by wub, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged child line , rape - Current Score: 102 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| Women on Haircuts: Woman 1: Oh! That haircut is so cute! Woman 2: You think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: Oh God no! It's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think. Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts, that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. Woman 1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line. Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would kill for your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. And so on ... Men on Haircuts: Man 1: Haircut? Man 2: Ai... Man 1: Tidy. | |
Joke by wub, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , haircuts , sexist , sexism , men , complaints - Current Score: 38 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| What's the difference between a blonde girl and a blond guy? The blonde girl's sperm count is higher. | |
Joke by wub, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , sperm , count , higher - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| A farmer in West Virginia and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it." He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell." | |
Joke by wub, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged sex , pig , sheep , cow , squealed , west , virginia , farmer , orgasm , wife , beastiality - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| What's pink and fluffy and never moves? Steven Hawking's slippers. | |
Joke by wub, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged steven , hawkings , slippers , pink , fluffy - Current Score: 30 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago
| My mother, being 90 now, needs someone looking after her 24/7. Considering myself a good son I've commited my life to giving back to her what she gave to me. A good fucking beating every Friday. | |
Joke by wub, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old people , beating - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| I was reading a news article the other day about a young lad that found the body of a woman that had been raped and mutilated whilst on his paper round. It's so much to deal with at his age... Getting up that early every morning. | |
Joke by wub, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged paper round , rape , death - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Recently, I've been studying different pick up lines, seeing which one got me the most action. Not many seemed to work. "I have sweets in my van," on the other hand... | |
Joke by wub, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged van , sweets - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| When is it socially acceptable to kill a muslim? ASAP. | |
Joke by wub, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged muslim , asap , kill - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
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