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| Contribution Points: | 620 | Total Joke Score: | 10,349 |
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Total Time Active: | 402 hours, 37 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 1240 | Live Jokes: | 303 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 937 | Duplicate Jokes: | 77 |
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| Got off with this Thai bird last night. She had an 8 inch clitoris... |
 
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Joke by youcunt in Sex and shit - Thai Bride - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 493.2
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There seems to be a major panic on at the moment, about the postal workers going on strike with the run up to Christmas. I really don't give a fuck to be honest, my parcels are delivered by Santa anyway... |
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SKY NEWS Thousands of fans are expected to come out for Stephen Gately's funeral... I can see there's going to be a lot of disappointed parents in Dublin today. |
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Joke by youcunt in In The News - Sky News - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 367.2
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So Obama had a fly land on him during an interview the other day? That must have brought back some memories... |
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Joke by youcunt in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 353.8
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I got arrested last night for walking round my OWN house naked, "can you believe it?" Fair enough it was on the outside... |
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Joke by youcunt in Sex and shit - Nude - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 317
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Scientists are now saying that there is no difference whatsoever between organic food and products grown by conventional methods. I beg to differ: how about the price, cunts? |
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| What the fuck was Trisha doing at Buckingham Palace? |
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Joke by youcunt in Celebrities - Michelle Obama - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 277.6
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Sickipedia Showing more repeats than the Dave channel. |
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Joke by youcunt in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 277.2
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Susan Boyle Voice of an angel. Face like she's been bobbing for chips! |
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Joke by youcunt in Celebrities - Susan Boyle - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 255.2
| Why do travellers get pissed off when the police move them on? |
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