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| A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "some things you just can't explain. This morning, I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was full, the cow kicked it down with her left foot, so I tied up her left to a pole. "I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot, so I tied her right to a pole too. "As soon as I finished milkin' her again, she knocked down the bucket with her with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt. "As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and, well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!" |    |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged milk , cow , explain - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. [Steven Wright] | |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged sayings , steven wright - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines." | |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Jokes with no home > Phone - Tagged phone lines , business , man - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| I'm entering the Masturbation Tournament in the Olympics this year.. Very stiff competition though. | |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged wanker , olympic - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| Why is there no Disneyland in China? No-one's tall enough to go on the good rides. | |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged disneyland , china - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year ago
| I woke up one morning and all the jokes on Sickipedia had been deleted and replaced by exact duplicates. | |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , steven wright - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| New vest - £35 Explosives - £120 Another muslim dead - Priceless | |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , virgins - Current Score: -1 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago
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