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| What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. |    |
Joke by yudlugar, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged red , teeth , brick - Current Score: 182 - Added: 4 months ago
| I pulled a girl last night, she told me she was only 13. I said, "it's okay, I'm not superstitious." [Chubby Brown] | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged chubby brown , superstitious - Current Score: 130 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was watching the God channel with my disabled little sister the other day. After around thirty minutes, she rose from her wheelchair and walked across the room. I stood up and screamed, "it's a miracle." She turned round and replied, "no, I just can't stand to listen to this shit anymore," turned the TV off and collapsed in a heap in the middle of the room. | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged god channel , disabled , tv - Current Score: 107 - Added: 3 months ago
| I tried to enrol my son at a Catholic school for next term. The headmaster told me I could do so only on the condition I take my son to church every week. I told him, "No way, I may as well take him to Michael Jackson's house, at least he's got a rollercoaster." | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , catholic church , paedophiles - Current Score: 51 - Added: 2 months ago
| When I came home from holiday I had such a good tan.... I thought I was going to rob my own house. | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged holiday , tan , robbery - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months ago
| What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under one arm and a pig under the other? Bisexual. | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged welsh , bisexual - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's big and black? Bradford | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged big , black , bradford - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months ago
| What is the most common crime in Wales? Ram raiding. | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged wales , ram raiding , jimmy carr - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 month ago
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