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| A banana and a vibrator are on a desk in a girl's bedroom. The banana says, "Is this your first time?" "No, why?" "I see you're shaking." |    |
Joke by zapar, in Sex and shit > Vibrator - Tagged banana , vibrator - Current Score: 12 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
| A man goes to a bar and gets totally drunk and pukes on his own shirt. He starts saying when he gets home his wife will be pissed . The bartender says don't worry man put this 10 dollars in your shirt pocket and when your wife says what happened tell her that a guy was drunk and he puked on your shirt and gave you 10 dollars to clean it. So the man goes home and says to his wife' Some guy puked on my shirt and put 10 dollars in my pocket to have it cleaned. The wife looks in his shirt and says " honey theres a 20 in there. The man replies " oh yeah i forgot the same man shit my pants!" | |
Joke by zapar, in Jokes with no home > Drink - Tagged drunk , puke , shirt , wife - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| Somebody once told me that sex was like a game. Whether you were good or bad, it's still a lot of fun. But I'm not entirely sure it's like a game...I'm still waiting for my Get out of Jail Free Card. | |
Joke by zapar, in Sex and shit > Golf - Tagged sex , game , card , monopoly - Current Score: -4 - Added: 6 hours ago
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