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I was sat on a bus with a mate and he told me the following joke:
What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath?

Throw in your washing.

The guy behind us leaned over and said, "I think that's disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a fit."
We both went white and apologised. The guy got up to get off and said, "He choked on a sock."
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Joke by zozo, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , laundry , die  - Current Score: 243 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?
Tell them asylum seekers kill paedophiles.
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Joke by zozo, in Religion and racism > Assylum Seekers - Tagged daily mail , asylum seeker , paedophile  - Current Score: 175 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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