All Races Jokes
David Cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits.
From next week the forms will only be printed in English.
A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a slim American, a unique Chinaman and an Englishman with a massive cock walk into a bar and a Jew says, "Drinks are on me."
I saved a family of 4 Pakistanis yesterday that were drowning.
As a PDF.
Just been watching the Masters snooker, and I've been trying to get to grips with the rules.
Is the white ball going round ethnically cleansing the table?
A bloke goes into an antique shop and asks how much the brass cat in the window is. The owner says, "£50 for the cat and £50 for its story."
The bloke says he'll just have the cat and sets off home.
As he leaves the shop, a cat starts following him, then ten cats, then a hundred cats, then a thousand cats, so he hoys the brass cat in the river and all the other cats dive in after it.
The bloke goes back to the shop and the owner says, "Back for the story, eh?"
The bloke replies, "No. Got any brass Pakis?"
Turns out the woman on the tram in London who was arrested wasn't being a racist bigot.
She was just reading her Daily Mail out loud to her kid.
Everyone should be treated as equals.
Whether they are Brown, Black, Yellow or the normal fucking colour.
Locals are said to be in a state of shock after Police found a stash of guns behind the library in Glasgow yesterday.
A spokesman said, "The people of Glasgow had no idea they had a library."
I'm going to have a bet on the races today.
Whites to win.
I love white crayons... They serve no purpose other than keeping all the coloured crayons in line.