American Jokes

Ah, it's the time of day when all the American inbred retards swarm the site and think, "Don't get that. Must be crap. Vote it down, down, down."

I have visited American so-called 'Sick Joke' sites and the wankers actually apologise after posting a sick joke! Strange how they find sick jokes offensive, but don't mind bombing the fuck out of innocent human beings (us British included)!

Well, here's a little friendly fire for all you God-fearing, nappy-wearing, sister-shagging retards:

Fuck off and find a knock-knock joke site. That will be much more to your shandy-drinking style, I think.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
So, it turns out that Sickipedia is hosted on an American server.

Which means that we Sickipedians here in Britain can't be prosecuted (under the Public Order Act) for posting racist material, as we are technically sending our submissions to America, where they enjoy the protection of the First Amendment (freedom of speech), and are then bounced back to our country by third parties.

I'd just like to be the first among us to celebrate this legal loophole, by stating that all Americans are fat retarded wankers.
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
I have finally found out how to stop Americans voting all the jokes down. Well it won't work for ever, but for hours at least.

Americans: read the sentence below.

Americans: read the sentence above.