So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty
What's black and doesn't work?
Half of London.
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men."
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."
I said, "Sorry, mate, we don't serve niggers in here."
The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.
He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"
I said, "No, you're black and you smell."
A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk.
Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music.
If there are three apples on the table and Jamal takes two apples,
What colour is Jamal? 1147