Apparently, if you put your location as Newcastle on facebook, you get a 'like' button after every word.
How to speak Geordie:
Now say these words.... as they are, without accent.
Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.
Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
What did one Geordie say to another Geordie?
I've been dating this girl but she can only speak a few words in English.
On the plus side, Geordie girls are complete sluts.
Apparently, Colonel Gaddafi's gone into hiding and has surrounded himself with forty virgins.
Well, at least we know he isn't hiding in Newcastle.
I don't understand why the word Geordie doesn't contain the letter Y.
Try saying 'halal meat' without sounding like a Geordie greeting someone.
I Y I
Y I Y I Y I
A Geordie eye test.
Why don't Scouse girls like to marry Geordie blokes?
They don't want their kids growing up too idle to go out stealing!
Me and the lads went out in Newcastle for my mate Dave's stag do, but we got some homophobic abuse for the way we were dressed.
I knew we shouldn't have worn coats.