Geordies Jokes

How to speak Geordie:

Now say these words.... as they are, without accent.

Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.


Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
Big technology news this week as rumours of a new 32GB iPhone hit the internet. Less well known is the prototype for a new model exclusive for Geordies -- Apple are calling it the why-iPhone.