Geordies Jokes

How to speak Geordie:

Now say these words.... as they are, without accent.

Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.

Or...

Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
Me and the lads went out in Newcastle for my mate Dave's stag do, but we got some homophobic abuse for the way we were dressed.

I knew we shouldn't have worn coats.