Geordies Jokes

How to speak Geordie:

Now say these words.... as they are, without accent.

Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.

Or...

Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
I've been dating this girl but she can only speak a few words in English.

On the plus side, Geordie girls are complete sluts.
Me and the lads went out in Newcastle for my mate Dave's stag do, but we got some homophobic abuse for the way we were dressed.

I knew we shouldn't have worn coats.