Geordies Jokes

How to speak Geordie:

Now say these words.... as they are, without accent.

Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.

Or...

Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
I've been dating this girl but she can only speak a few words in English.

On the plus side, Geordie girls are complete sluts.
Big technology news this week as rumours of a new 32GB iPhone hit the internet. Less well known is the prototype for a new model exclusive for Geordies -- Apple are calling it the why-iPhone.