Korean Jokes

A young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting continuously.

"That's disgusting!" shouts the girl.

"It's the dog," proclaims the guy.

"Don't blame him," she replies, "he was cooked perfectly."
Apparently animals make different sounds according to different languages.

For example, in Korea a dog makes a sizzling noise.
As part of a school project on cultural diversity, my son invited a local Korean family around for dinner.

The school reckons it's the first case of the homework eating the dog they've ever come across.