A young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting continuously.
"That's disgusting!" shouts the girl.
"It's the dog," proclaims the guy.
"Don't blame him," she replies, "he was cooked perfectly."
I think Ji Sung Park is a very naturally talented football player
He can play while he is still asleep
Apparently animals make different sounds according to different languages.
For example, in Korea a dog makes a sizzling noise.
Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack.
It's called Not Poodle.
What's yellow and shouts "Looney ... Looney .... you give it me now, Looney"
Ji Sung Park making a late run into the 18 yard box!
What does a Korean person call their pet lion?
As part of a school project on cultural diversity, my son invited a local Korean family around for dinner.
The school reckons it's the first case of the homework eating the dog they've ever come across.
No wonder those guys who played Brazil tonight lost. They must be exhausted after beating Greece 2-0 on Saturday and Cameroon 1-0 yesterday.
My Korean mate was going to cook his wife a surprise birthday dinner.
But someone let the cat out of the bag.
BBC News: North Korea now a serious threat.
That's a quick turnaround after getting beaten 7-0 only a few months ago.