A midget walked into my shop yesterday, picked up a few bits and bobs and came to the till.
The cost rang up to £5.16. He gave me a £5 note, then said,
"I don't have the rest... I'm a tad short."
We shared a good laugh, and then he attempted to walk away. I shouted after him,
"Where's my 16p you little shit!"
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