I had a phone call from the school today.

They said, "Your son has just spray painted 'Muslims Are Cunts' in giant letters across the playground."

"You must be joking?" I said, "I don't believe for a second that he's actually done it."

"Well, he did."  she replied, "I watched him."

"Fair play then," I said, "I owe him a tenner."
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