Fifteen skinheads chased a Pakistani into a shop and proceed to kick seven flavours of shit out of him. Eventually, the police arrived and arrested everyone.
One of the coppers walked over to the shop assistant and asked if he saw it all happen.
When the clerk replied, "Yes," the cop asked why he didn't help out.
"I thought fifteen was enough," came the reply.
BBC News today:
A 4-year-old boy has memorised virtually every bus service in the capital.
Ishaal Yewale can tell you which bus route to take, day or night.
His father, Jayant, says that Ishaal's always been fascinated with public transport and has been reading bus maps for the past eight months.
Is anyone suspicious of this or am I just paranoid?
What's big and round and hates Pakis?
I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"?
Apparently, "Because he is a fucking Paki," is not a suitable answer.
What does the average Pakistani weigh?
Statistically... 1 in 10 Pakis are in Pakistan.
I'd love to be reincarnated as a girl Paki.
I mean, imagine how cool it would be to have a moustache at 5 years old.
Barclay's are apparently "Fluent in Finance."
Well, that's fantastic. It's just a shame none of the fucking Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English.
There was a blackout in my street last night...
Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt!
A Pakistani family are driving down the motorway and they see a sign saying "30 Only".
So they stop and 12 of them get out.