If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club.
I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.
I hate it when people say "Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish".
Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes.
I don't have anything against vegetarians, but the way I see it, our food shits and pisses on theirs.
I think I'd most hate to be a vegetarian at Christmas time.
I mean, imagine how shit Christmas must be if you have no friends.
Marks & Spencer have apologized for switching the labels on some salads, which caused vegans to accidentally eat chicken.
If you're one of the vegans who mistakenly ate one of those salads ...
that's why it was so fucking yummy.
You have to be careful what you say these days, apparently you're not allowed to call a certain group of people queers anymore. You have to call them vegetarians.
How can vegetarians possibly love the environment....they keep eating all the fucking plants.
I'm as ethical as the next bloke, but if I'm hungry I'll eat a panda sandwich.